“So,
you’re in
a bar and
you go to the bathroom to take a pee,
right?” says Johnny Depp, spewing smoke from a cigarette at
our table in a
breakfast joint in Los Angeles’ trendy Melrose Avenue.
“And you’re standing at
the urinal with your dick in your hand and some guy comes up to you and
goes,
‘Hey how are you and Winona doing?’ I mean, Jesus
Christ!”
Glamorously
pallid
in fashionably scruffy clothes, faint violet circles ringing his eyes
and locks
shoved under a baseball cap, Depp squints, lets fly a deep, amused
chortle and
adds, “What I call ‘The Display Case
Syndrome’ has got to be dealt with
because, after all, if you’re in the public eye, that kind of
stuff . . . well,
it just goes with the territory, ya know? But man, in a public
restroom?” After
a beat, he mutters, “Ooops, gotta take a pee,”
excuses himself and cuts across
the joint, where, every few tables, he reciprocates boisterous
greetings from
various black-clad, sunglass-wearing, many-earringed
habitués. The room is his.
I’m wondering whether I ought to follow Depp, then stride up beside him at the urinal and ask how are he and Winona doing? I mean, I’ve interviewed this guy before and one of the things I know about him is that he loves a good goof. After all, isn’t his “Are-they-or-are-they-not-a-couple?” status with Ryder one of those have-to-get-out-of-the-way Depp essentials? Just then, though, a leggy waitress sidles over and refills Depp’s coffee mug while purring to me: “Johnny’s the real kind of cool, cool for life.” Before I can say anything, she adds, “Not like Richard Grieco, who comes in here acting like King Shit!”
These
days, the former TV-show teen idol
has a thing or two to feel cool about. By the time he’s
finished a new film in
Texas, a total of three Depp movies will be ready for the screen, his
first
since Cry-Baby and Edward
Scissorhands if we don’t count
his cameo in the last A Nightmare on Elm
Street (and we don’t). First up is the oddball Benny
& Joon, featuring Mary
Stuart Masterson as Depp’s
schizophrenic girlfriend and Aidan Quinn as her domineering
brother. Then comes
the oddball Gilbert Grape, which
director Lasse Hallstrom
(My Life as a
Dog) made from Peter Hedges’ novel about an
emotionally shut-down guy who
tries to break free from a fabulous assortment of small-town loons. And
later
there will be the equally weird Arizona
Dream (aka The Arrowtooth Waltz),
from the set of which arthouse director Emir Kusturica bolted (then,
months
later, returned), and in which Depp beds Faye Dunaway and out-quirks
both Jerry
Lewis and Lili Taylor. Admirably, there’s not a high concept
nor a low-brainer
in the pack.
Unlike the trying-too-hard-to-be-bad- to-be-really-bad guy I met and interviewed a few years ago, the current-model Depp shapes up as rather more than just someone with whom the camera wants to pick out sofa beds. He’s speedier, edgier. The former pin-up looks ready to play grafters, sociopaths, doomed romantics, sexy flotsam, saints.
When he shambles back to our table, I calculate where exactly to jump back in.
I realize I could take the high road with my questions, but where’s the fun in that? “How are you and Winona doing?” He laughs, torches a cigarette and replies. “At a certain point, that stuff is really no one else’s business. There’s certain things you just don’t want to talk about. I have to partly blame myself for the situation, all those rumors. Let’s say that my mistake, from the beginning, was thinking I could do interviews, talk about it and be fairly open. But my doing that started a whole chain of events that were kind of disturbing. It somehow gave people in the street—total strangers—the key to open up my little treasure chest box. I know this sounds whiny, and I don’t mean it to, but it can be real unfair to the people involved.”
Not
whiny exactly, Johnny, just evasive. He
shrugs, grins and says, “Everything’s, you know,
fine.
To the
public or to the
people in Hollywood it doesn’t appear like we are together
sometimes because
she’s working there while I’m here or I’m
somewhere else working while she’s
here.
“We don’t go to a whole lot of functions. I went to a function one time when she was out of town and it was like some junior high-school thing. I mean, I would never walk up to another actor or anybody and say ‘How’s your romance?’ or ‘When was the last time you two . . . ?’”
So what’s all this about Ryder’s recently “buying” him a star and having it named for him? He breaks up in a happy cackle. “Oh, the star thing. Yeah. It’s true. Romantic isn’t it? I didn’t know it was coming. I was completely surprised. I’d like to see it through a telescope. Get to know it. From what I know, it looks exactly like me. Same nostrils and all. It’s amazing.”
I’m curious to know what sort of hand Depp thinks the press has dealt him since, hell, even I knocked him in print in the past and yet here he sits again, obviously game for another go-round. I tell him that I’ve heard that he recently did an interview with an American magazine, even though they’d given him a hard time in the past as one of Tinseltown’s worst-dressed young actors. He laughs. “They also voted me one of the worst actors for Edward Scissorhands, but, considering some of the ‘Best’ and ‘Worst’ stuff they’ve done on everybody in the past, I took that as a very high compliment. As far as being one of the worst dressed, I was proud. My goal is to be number one worst dressed. Press stuff just rolls off me.”
The waitress comes along to refill our coffee cups and, when she’s retreated, Depp suddenly declares: “There are definite disadvantages to not having been breast-fed.” Excuse me? Seeing a blank look on my face, he waves his smoking cigarette through the air and says: “I wasn’t breast fed. But then, that’d be pretty obvious, considering my smoking. I got addicted to these in Paris. I tried going back to Marlboros, but they tasted like apricots.”
Depp
leans back in the booth, then says,
“Breast deprivation can also lead to a fondness for alcohol,
to a certain
extent. I figure that there’s got to be a balance, another
advantage-type side
to the whole breast question.
And
there is: breast feed and yes,
breasts are
back in. Not that they’ve ever been out. But now women are
taking pride in
them, and men are taking pleasure in them—whether
they’re real or not. Breasts
are just nice things that help get me through the day.
They’re classic, right?”
While pondering the deeper implications of Depp’s mammarian rhapsody, I ask whether there’s any truth to the stories that he deliberately shies away from doing parts like Keanu Reeves’ role in Bram Stoker’s Dracula, the Billy Baldwin part in Backdraft, the Christian Slater roles in Mobsters and Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves and Brad Pitt’s part in Thelma & Louise.
He shifts in his seat, clearly less than comfortable with this topic. “Maybe one of those guys who actually did those movies—and I’m not saying I could have done them either—thinks he got the offer first, you know?” he says. “Then he reads this interview and, all of a sudden, it destroys his whole thing. I pretty much know the people who are going to get a shot at a role before me and I definitely know who’s going to get it after me.”
I persist. “OK, on one of those movies you mentioned,” he says, “I thought about the era it was set in, the cool cars, pinstriped and double-breasted suits . . .” I’m guessing we’re talking about Mobsters here; whaddya think? “On the other hand,” he continues, “I thought about the piles of money they were just willing to put into my hand, and I smelled something wrong. The more I thought about that I just couldn’t bring myself to do it. It’s amazing how easy it is to get on a big money trip of doing the routine stuff that comes your way.”
But
has he been chasing off-kilter
stuff—movies that aren’t necessarily the hot
tickets at mall theatres—by design
or by default? “Cry-Baby
wasn’t this
esoteric thing,” he points out.
“It
had plenty of
cool jokes—ones that
apparently no one got—and plenty of music. The
people putting
the movie out
sold me and [cult director] John Waters out for Teenage
Mutant Ninja Turtles, which destroyed us that first weekend.
At least I can say: ‘It’s not my fault nobody saw Cry-Baby,
because there was this really
sick turtle-karate-judo
thing going on.’ But when that happened, I thought:
‘If this is how it’s going
to be, better just keep making movies I like.’ It’s
not really my goal to
become that Tom Cruise thing, being one of the biggest box-office stars
in the
world. But it’s not like I’m allergic to commercial
success either.”
Still, it hasn’t escaped Depp that Cruise rakes in a zillion dollars a movie, boasts his own production deal, and can pretty much call his own shots. Depp’s quote reportedly weighs in at a couple of million, but his deal at Fox, proffered him around the time of Scissorhands, is kaput. “No disrespect to [former Fox bosses] Joe Roth or Roger Birnbaum, really good guys, but basically, it boiled down to I’d bring them projects and they would go ‘I don’t think so,’ and they would bring me so-called commercial things and I’d go, ‘I’m not so into that.’ Most of the things I like and want to be involved in aren’t big-budget things. We’ve all read formula stuff over and over again, so I can’t help responding when I read something that really makes me cackle, stays in my memory, makes me feel!”
The
mere
suggestion that he glam up for
a big fat
commercial movie
again—just for the hell of it—conjures up memories
of his cover-boy 21 Jump Street
days as a national
adolescent pastime.
“The
image of me that was being
catapulted into people’s
guts made me sick. I’m sure it must have made a lot of people
sick. Once I realized
I had no control over what they were doing, which was, like, selling
this
product, I also realized, ‘These people will drain your blood
and fucking leave
you by the side of the road.’ I knew that I had to fight real
hard and had to
go completely against the grain, against the expectations. The amazing
thing is
that, since then, I’ve so far been able to do what
I’ve really wanted to. I
don’t know how long anyone gets to do that. I just hope that
people will keep
giving me jobs.”
Which is another way of saying that he’s hip to the perils of making too many outlaw movies, a strategy that nowadays can often pave the road to outlaw cable-TV movies. “It’s dangerous,” he admits, drumming the edge of the table. “It can be a little frightening at times. I don’t want to sound like some pompous actor asshole telling you he only wants to do ‘important’ stuff. I mean, some of the things I’ve been offered were not so bad. Not bad at all, even. They were just things I didn’t really feel like I wanted to do. Or couldn’t see myself doing. That could be a very big mistake at times, because it’s just like anything—you have to keep a balance. I’m not going to be able to do the things I want to do if I don’t do a certain amount of—whatever you want to call that stuff—to stay up in the eyes of the studio people.”
That might help explain the hot and heavy rumors that Depp will soon do a quintessential studio package, a Three Musketeers movie for Jeremiah Chechik, his Benny & Joon director, playing D’Artagnan, perhaps to Winona Ryder’s wicked Milady de Winter, swashing and buckling with a bunch of other doll-face swordsmen. “At first, I liked the idea,” Depp admits, sounding almost sheepish, “because I’d like to do that book, that period and because Jeremiah’s got a real good notion about making it brilliant and rich with guys in long hair, goatees, swordfighting and leaping over each other.” Fine, so what’s the “but” I detect in his voice? He laughs, “But . . . it started to smell like Young Guns in Tights, you know? Like Guess? Jeans boys flashing swords. If that’s what somebody else wants to do, great. For me, though, no—I got real nervous. Right now,” he says, gesturing his hand in a fifty-fifty sign, “it’s exactly in the middle for me. I couldn’t make a movie until I know exactly who else is going to be in it. How’s it going to be done? What’s it boil down to?”
Whether
or not he decides to step into
those musketeer’s tights, it’s clear that Depp
prefers more unconventional
stuff. Ask how he and director Lasse Hallstrom are getting along while
making Gilbert Grape and the
response is pure,
unadulterated Depp:
“My
character’s uneasy with
people so, like if I’m feeling,
‘God, I’m doing a scene,’ Lasse
automatically starts talking about radishes to
get me back into how uncomfortable my character is. Lasse says stuff
like, ‘If
a radish were up your butt, how far would it be? All the way in? Half
way? Just
entering?’ A radish is a pretty solid image, you know? So,
that’s how he
communicates. He’s allergic to bullshit.”
If the Gilbert Grape chat suggests they’re not making a movie for Hollywood suits, it also remains to be seen what the suits will make of Depp in Arizona Dream. All Depp’s certain of is that he’s “thrilled to have made it with Emir Kusturica,” whom he met three years ago when the Yugoslavian director was riding a wave of international acclaim for Time of the Gypsies. Observes Depp, “Emir was wide-eyed and sort of shocked by everything he was seeing in LA. At the time, I was really miserable doing the TV series. It was a great combination.” The director surrounded Depp, reportedly the only actor he wanted for the role, with hellacious co-stars: the legendary Faye Dunaway, Jerry Lewis, supermodel Paulina Porizkova, and to round things out, Lili Taylor (a gifted actress who played one of Julia Roberts’ pals in Mystic Pizza). Rumors flew: language barriers, on-set tantrums, hand-wringing producers. Then the movie, already months into production, shut down.
Putting the best face on an experience some might recall as a nightmarish career-staller, Depp says, “Emir got sick because he had never made a film in the States and had no idea, really, about the merging of commerce and art. He doesn’t think about money. Giving someone like Emir all kinds of rules about budget—schedules, timing, things that are really stifling—was a shock to the system. Look, I can’t even say that he’s a great film-maker; he’s just an amazing guy with nothing but talent and this gift for just inventing scenes.”
Depp
is more forthcoming about working with
Faye Dunaway, whom he calls “the last of her kind, a real
old-time movie star,”
someone who’s “all extremes, like a fire that never
stops moving.” So what’s it
like being around a woman aflame? “She’ll take no
shit and compromise nothing,
which I really admire,” he asserts. “Hers is a very
specific way of working,
which isn’t necessarily a way for me.
Sometimes,
when we were
working, it could
get, uhmm, interesting, but the result is staggering. I’d be
doing a scene with
her, watching her the whole time, and only later, watching it on
screen, could
I see what she was actually doing. I enjoyed everything I could get
from her:
sweetness, anger, sadness. We have some good, good fire together.
Sometimes, I
couldn’t get over the fact that, you
know—I’m making love with Bonnie Parker.”
What happened to this chummy little dysfunctional-movie-making family when their surrogate father stormed off the movie, leaving them stranded? “The whole thing was really weird,” Depp admits, pulverizing a cigarette butt. “But after loving this guy’s work, getting close to him during the shooting, I just had to go as far as he wanted to go. In fact, everybody made a sort of pact and said ‘All right, it’s going to take as long as it’s going to take.’” Which meant that although Depp in the meantime met such directors as Francis Coppola to talk over the role Keanu Reeves got in Dracula and Richard Attenborough to discuss his playing Chaplin, he knew he wouldn’t necessarily be free to accept offers that came his way. “I met up with Attenborough,” Depp says, “knowing all the while that I was totally wrong to play Chaplin. I just wanted the chance to meet him, to say hi. With Francis, that possibility came up just when Arizona Dream heated up again, so off I went to finish it.”
The shooting of Benny & Joon, in which Depp plays a hapless guy who meets up with a schizy girl and her brother, was no waterslide either. Early on, MGM launched a lawsuit against Woody Harrelson for ditching the role of the brother when Indecent Proposal came his way. Then co-star Laura Dern defected. “I’d gone through the whole mess I usually go through when I’m about to start a movie, and then there was this strange thing with Woody, who actually lives down the road from me. To be honest, I wasn’t familiar with his work. I’d never seen Cheers. I was in France doing voiceovers for Emir and I’m hearing all this kind of weirdness, like, ‘Laura Dern’s out because Woody’s out,’ then ‘Woody’s in.’ On and on. I was shocked by the whole thing.”
More shocks lay in store once Depp realized director Chechik, best known for National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, was “like a guy who jumps behind the wheel of a truck with bombs strapped to the sides, who says: ‘I think I’ll drive this thing cross-country ‘cause it might be fun!’” On the other hand, Depp strews verbal rose-petals before the feet of his co-stars Mary Stuart Masterson and Aidan Quinn.
“Hearing
it was to be Aidan Quinn in the
part, not Woody, really made me happy. I didn’t know how
happy until I started
hanging out with the guy, who’s so strong, smart, centered.
The
movie’s a kind
of weird triangle, so I’m falling in love with him, because
he’s this guy I can
never be like.”
But Depp’s main kick came from playing a character “who’s Buster Keaton-like, and Keaton is one of my all-time heroes.” The mere mention of the silent movie genius causes Depp to break out in the symptoms of an advanced case of film-geekese. He’s suddenly spouting from memory—hell, practically acting out for me—a slew of connoisseur’s moments from such lesser-known Keaton films as Seven Chances and The Playhouse, stuff that holds a sacred place in his home library of virtually impossible-to-find videos. When I mention that there’s more than a nod to the Great Stoneface in his Edward Scissorhands performance, he beams.
“Stuff that Keaton did in movies 60-odd years ago is shocking, so brilliant. He did stunts without wires and head spins that—and man, I know, because I’ve tried to do them again and again—cannot be done by a human being. Unless you’re Keaton. Or a 12-year-old Russian gymnast.”
I
ask Depp who
he most would
have wanted to work for if he’d been
around in the 20s and 30s and he answers, “Tod
Browning!” The man who directed
such shockers as The Unholy Three
and
Freaks, the latter of which starred
real-life sideshow attractions, is another cultural
hero. “I
love his movies,
especially that last sequence in the rain in Freaks,
where the entire freak-show chases the bitchy blonde woman
who has mistreated them, surrounds her and turns her into one of them.
Whew,
man! I definitely would have connected with Browning.” And to
prove just how
much he would have connected, he starts filling me in on his prized
collection
of dead bugs and animals that, mounted and prominently displayed, adorn
his
rented Hollywood home.
“When
I was a little kid, like seven
years old, living
in Florida,” he says, explaining the origins of his strange
fixation, “I used
to go out and catch lizards. I was sure I was ‘The Lizard
Trainer’ and I’d take
one of my lizards, touch its head and command him,
‘Stay.’ Idiot, I thought I’d
trained him because he would stay put. Now my house has lots of cool
stuff I’ve
collected, like I’ve got the most beautiful bat you can
imagine. I also bought
a bunch of lacquered piranhas.”
Not exactly Littlewoods Catalogue items, so where exactly does one find such treasures? “Various places,” confides Depp in a so-glad-you-asked tone. “For instance there’s an amazing bug store I go to in Paris, which is also where I got my pigeon skeleton.” Wait. Is he telling me he actually condones the mass slaughter of little birdies so their carcasses can serve as tchotchkes? “It’s an old-age pigeon,” he assures me, laughing, adding that ferrying such treasures through customs “can be a bitch, really. It’s the kind of thing that, depending on your next answer, could determine whether they pull an ounce of coke out of your pocket. I bought a bunch of cool stuff and was coming back through Miami and the customs man goes, ‘So what do we have in the bag?’ And I said: ‘Well, I’ve got some books, clothes, dead piranhas and a bat.’ At that point they searched every nook and cranny.” After a beat he adds, laughing, “It was hell, but hey—at least I didn’t have to pay duty.”
Suddenly, up to our table saunters local rock-scene holy man Chuck E Weiss who, slowly taking off enormous black shades and looking every inch the lizard Romeo about whom Rickie Lee Jones gargled Chuck E’s in Love, introduces himself. After Weiss shambles off, Depp says he borrowed some of Weiss’s authentic zoot-suits to wear for our photo-shoot.
“He turned me on recently to a movie that flipped me out beyond belief called Stormy Weather. It’s got Fats Waller and Cab Calloway. I’m obsessed by that whole era. Amazing.” When I say I too like Calloway, Depp insists. “You’ve gotta hear this!” and takes me outside to visit his Porsche, which looks as if he’s driven it through Dust Bowl. Etched by a finger into the layers of grunge powdering the hood and fenders are such catchy slogans as “Pee-Pee” and “I’m Pee-Pee. You?” Depp explains such custom features as, “the only way I can stand driving something so . . . so . . . you know what I mean?”
We
wedge
ourselves into the car’s cockpit,
though
it’s piled
high with a fishing rod, paperback books, funky threads and lumpy brown
bags.
Depp
keeps muttering, “You gotta dig
this, man,”
while foraging through a
spangly, psychedelic-hued stashbag. Finally he yanks out a cassette,
jams it
into the player, and cranks it up. Cab Calloway, sounding like this
planet’s
hippest, down-est dude, wails a rare, growly tape of his signature
song, Minnie the Moocher. Depp
rasps
delightedly, “I started picking up on the things he was
singing about, like
that ‘Minnie loved a guy though he was
“cokey”,’ and about how he showed her
how to ‘kick the gong around,’ and
‘jump’ and ‘jive’ and talking
about ‘getting
your steady groove.’”
While we’re grooving to the hot, righteous music, we talk about where Depp is heading. “I’m not that outspoken or aggressive,” he answers when I ask whether he’s ever tried doing something really out there to land a role. “But I did steal a script off someone’s desk, a Neal Jimenez script called It Only Rains at Night. I read it and couldn’t help thinking, ‘If I could only do this and never anything else, I wouldn’t care,’” Depp says about the gloriously weird screenplay about a government executioner and his beloved decapitated head. Yet, as if to prove his reticence, he adds, “It took me years to get the balls to call Neal and tell him ‘I’ve really got to do this.’”
Once
he polishes off Gilbert Grape
and—maybe—The
Three Musketeers, Depp and Lili Taylor plan on doing
Kusturica’s modern-day
version of Crime and Punishment. He
also hopes to take on Anthony Burgess’s One
Hand Clapping, in which Jennifer Jason Leigh would kill him
when he goes
psycho after winning a fortune on a TV game-show. He wouldn’t
mind another Tim
Burton or John Waters, the latter of whom, thanks to Depp, is available
between
pictures to perform marriage ceremonies.
“I’m
proud
of how, for just $60 and
some help from my lawyers,” Depp says, grinning,
“he became Reverend John
Waters.” The idea behind it all was that Waters
would then
preside over his and
Ryder’s nuptials; instead, Waters baptized former porn star
Traci Lords before
her marriage to his own nephew, who served as a role-model for the sexy
greaser
that Depp played in Cry-Baby.
Historians of pop culture, Depp says, can make of his career what they will. But he observes, “I hope they can say: ‘He’s still alive.’ Just so long as I’m not remembered as a TV showboat.” If he could choose his own epitaph, Depp says that nothing would be cooler than a couple of lines from blues empress Bessie Smith’s theme-song. Doing his bad-boy smile, he recites, “‘Give me a pigfoot and a bottle of beer, lay me ‘cause I don’t care, and Give me a reefer and a gang of gin, slay me ‘cause I’m in my sin’—two of the greatest lines I’ve ever heard.”
Personally, though, I’d like to suggest the words of wisdom droned by a quack hypnotist on the tape on Depp’s answering-machine: “Your breasts are starting to tingle now . . . you can feel your breasts starting to tingle . . . A sensation of growth is taking place!”