In Depp
by Stephen Rebello
Photographs by Michael Grecco
Movieline
October 1994
The
star of some pretty strange movies tells some pretty strange tales -
about fighting armadillos, meeting Marlon Brando, getting freaked out
at the Oscars and stepping into women's shoes.
Fewer
people caught Johnny Depp's charming work in Benny &
Joon
and What's Eating Gilbert Grape than saw Speed
or The
Firm in their first weekends alone, but so what?
Depp keeps
getting hired by directors from Oliver Stone and John Waters to Lasse
Hallstrom and Tim Burton. The latter, for whom Depp played
the
title character in Edward Scissorhands, chose him
to play
another Ed: Z-budget, '50's movie director Ed Wood,
a
movie due out next month. Later this year,
Depp plays the title
role in Don Juan DeMarco and the Centerfold
opposite Marlon
Brando for new director Jeremy Leven. Virtually every young
actor with whom I've talked admires Depp. Older actors say
lovely, generous things about him, too. Even though there are
those who dis the perverse integrity that keeps Depp resisting such
allegedly dangled bait as the role Charlie Sheen took in The
Three
Musketeers or the one Keanu Reeves took in Speed
or the
one Christian Slater took in Untamed Heart or the
one Brad
Pitt took in Legends of the Fall, few doubt his
gifts.
Maybe
Depp's better off for spurning the chance to flash swords or to
defuse bombs on speeding buses. His doe-eyed, touchingly
fragile, man-who-fell-to-earth qualities make him perfect casting for
magical crazies and disaffected marginals. His melancholic
buoyancy is more Fellini-esque than, say, Pollacky. He seems
wonderfully unsocialized, stranded somewhere in time.
Wherever
he is, he likes it there just fine. I'm reminded of this when
we sit down to talk, just after he's finished the photo session to
accompany this piece. Although he tells me he's feeling
flu-ish, he says he wants to talk anyway. Suddenly, a nearby
phone rings and a disembodied voice on a speaker pages
someone.
Depp's brows knit, his gaze narrows. He stares, baffled, at
the
phone as if he has never seen such a contraption before.
"Weird," he mutters, shaking his head. His tone says,
"I'm a stranger here myself." The thing about Johnny
Depp is that he convinces you this is no act.
MOVIELINE:
We've talked by phone but haven't actually seen each other
since
you shot What's Eating Gilbert Grape. So
let's get to
the crucial stuff first. As an early tattoo advocate, gotten
any new ones? Gotten any body parts pierced?
JD:
No, nothing pierced. I'm glad people are off the tattoos,
though. I was really starting to get depressed about
that.
I remember when I made my first movie, everybody on A
Nightmare On
Elm Street was so freaked out, going, "Jesus, the kid's got
tattoos!" Then tattoos became a huge trend.
Everybody's got one. It's really funny
because people
in, like, 10 years are gonna be depressed about some of the scratches
they got on their bodies.
MOVIELINE:
Are
you
depressed about yours?
JD: I've always respected
tattooing as an art form. I always did it as part of an art
that you wear, as a kind of journal. Your body is a journal.
MOVIELINE:
Let's talk about a new page in that
journal. You told me once that you believe that having spoken
to the press about your relationship with Winona Ryder affected that
relationship. Are you doing things any differently with Kate
Moss?
JD: I don't talk about it and she doesn't talk
about it, 'cause it's nobody's business.
MOVIELINE:
The tabloids recently ran pictures of you two nuzzling in some
hideaway.
JD: I haven't looked at one of those
magazines since about 1988. Somebody [may have] showed me a
picture, but I haven't really looked at one. Because it's all
just bullshit, and I really don't care, man. [People] can
think
what they want, do what they want, say what they want. You're
not gonna stop them. They're gonna say whatever the fuck they
want, so piss on it.
MOVIELINE: So, you think the
tabloids have pounded you?
JD: They've been
shitty to me, yeah. In their eyes, I've screwed everyone from
the Queen of England to the Pope.
MOVIELINE: I'm
guessing you did not screw the
Pope.
JD:
Oh, you know, we dry humped. It was all very
innocent, very
sophomoric.
MOVIELINE: Did he take off all those
rings?
JD: Absolutely not. I wanted
those things there.
MOVIELINE: What bothers
you the most about the tabloids?
JD: Well, the
whole unfortunate thing with River [Phoenix] at [The Viper
Room].
I mean, they were writing horrible things. They were really
disrespectful to him and to his memory, to his family, to his
friends, to his fans. The press was trying to tarnish his
memory in the minds of all those people who loved him, when it all
boils down to a very sweet guy who made a very big mistake, a fatal
mistake, a mistake that we're all capable of. I was really
pissed off. What took place was so heavy that I didn't even
retaliate on the accusations towards me. The fact is, I was
there that night. The fact is that it was my club. I said, "
I refuse to be a part of this morbid circus that you fucking
ambulance chasers have going. Fuck off!"
MOVIELINE: At that time, someone told me you were
thinking of shutting down The Viper Room.
JD: The
place became a scene instantly when we opened
it. I
never had any idea it was going to do that. I really thought
it
was gonna be just this cool little underground place.
MOVIELINE:
You're kidding. A cool little underground place on the Sunset
Strip? Co-owned by Johnny Depp?
JD:
On the Sunset Strip, but you can't even see the
place.
There's no sign on Sunset. It's just a black building and the
only sign is on Larrabee, a tiny little sign, real subtle, and I
figured it'd be low-key. What soured me was what happened
after
all that took place on Halloween, you know, the unfortunate passing
of River. I closed it down for two weeks out of respect so
the
kids could write their messages and leave flowers. I thought
that was real sweet. I knew for the next month or
two, it
was gonna be a gawkfest, just filled with gawkers and tourists and
all that shit. Graveline Tours, all that stuff. I
just
didn't go around for awhile. We've weeded out the
gawkers.
Now it's back to being a good place.
MOVIELINE:
Speaking of rumors, despite those who dog you with stuff about drugs
and your relationships with beautiful actresses, nobody much has
gossiped that you might be gay.
JD: No, but some
tabloid said that I was a huge homophobe. Figure this
out.
One of my best friends is John Waters. We went for
a
drink in a gay bar that John has gone to in New York City. A
guy comes up and says, "Hey, John, I'm a big fan of your
films," and, "Oh, Johnny, I've liked your
movies." A real nice guy. He began to tell us about
himself and said, "I'm HIV-positive." And what do you
say to that kind of thing? At the end, when we were saying
good-bye, he said, "John, do you mind if I give you a kiss on
the cheek?" John said no and the guy kissed him on the
cheek. And he said, "Johnny, do you mind?" and
I said, "No, go ahead," and he gave me a kiss on the
cheek, too. We finished our drinks and split, went to some
other bar or something. The next day, one of those tabloid
shitheads said I was standing at the bar with John Waters and some
guy came up and kissed me and I ran out of the place freaked out, all
fucking weirded out by the whole scenario. If I was
homophobic,
why would I be in the bar and why would one of my best friends be
John Waters? [But] they can say what they want because I
don't
read it.
MOVIELINE: Give me your take on why young,
rich movie star-type guys pay for sex.
JD: Let's
say there's a young guy who's successful, famous, rich, da-dah-dah,
can have anything he wants anywhere in the world.
We
presume. At the same time, this fellow
could meet a girl
in a bar and say, "God, you're great, let's go make out,"
and they just go slobber. In his brain, he's thinking, maybe
he
would like to see her again. Maybe this girl that he met has
a
slightly ambitious side to her, a devious kind of thing where she
starts twisting things around. The next thing you know, this
girl says, "This motherfucker raped me," and all he knows
is that, "We felt each other's tongues, all right."
Let's say the tabloids get hold of it and say, "Well, he fucking
did it," and that spins around for a few days or weeks
and, bing, the guy's guilty in the eyes of the world before he even
has a chance to speak.
MOVIELINE: So, could you see
yourself paying for sex?
JD: No, that's
not my thing, paying for sex. Even if I did, I
wouldn't
talk about it. You're in a certain position, you gotta be
careful, you gotta be smart, you gotta think a little bit.
And
the first thing is: don't say a word to nobody about nothing
any time ever. This is a rumor-fueled
society.
Movieline: It's a weird time to be
famous.
JD: It's a weird time to do
anything.
Not only do you have to worry about screwing and wearing condoms and
shit like that, you have to worry about kissing, about being sneezed
on and your fucking flesh rotting off. It's violence and shit
everywhere.
Movieline: I heard that you and Kate
went to Magic Mountain the other day. How did you, being so
recognizable, pull that off?
JD: It was a slow
day, and we went early, just after the park opened. We went
on
all the scariest rides we could get on and they were killer,
man.
It's a strange thing. You don't want to go to the front of
the
line, but if a line is really long and you stand in it, you end up
not being able to talk to the person you're with - you end up signing
autographs. The people who run the park found out we were
there
and asked, "Do you wanna go to the front?" which I didn't,
but there was no other way. I love Magic
Mountain.
Movieline: Speaking of roller-coaster
rides, tell me how disorienting it was to find yourself attending
this year's Oscar ceremony?
JD: There I was.
Jesus, I still don't know why. I figured,
"Well,
fuck it, maybe I'll just see what it's like, you know?" It
was Fellini on intense psilocybin, the company picnic gone absolutely
screwy. Everybody pretends to know each other.
You've
never met each other and it's, you know, "Hey, howya doin'?"
It was so much like a circus that I was howling. I was really
nervous. I'm backstage, pacing around, desperate
to
smoke a cigarette in this politically correct climate. I just
wanted to fill my lungs with smoke. Then
I met Al Pacino
back there and he was really cool, telling me, "This is awful,
isn't it?" It made me feel better because I love
Al Pacino. But when I was gonna walk out and do the
thing,
I didn't know if I was gonna drop, pass out completely, just
spontaneously combust, or projectile vomit into the audience.
Apparently, I got the words out pretty clearly, went outside, smoked,
got into the car and split. I was real freaked out.
Movieline: You had a few things to say last time we
talked about the kind of career Tom Cruise has. Have you met
him?
JD: I actually met him at the Academy
Awards. He came up and said, "Hi Johnny, how are
you?"
I said, "Hi Tom, how are you doing?" He said, "This
is my wife Nicole," and I said, "How do you do,
Nicole? Nice to meet you." And everybody went about
their business. I wiped off my shoe and he wiped off his
jacket
[ laughing]. No, he was actually sweet.
Movieline:
You haven't bought a house yet, right? But I know you like to
buy antiques, first-edition books, vintage stuff. So does
your
place these days look like Charles Foster Kane's home - full of
treasures in crates?
JD: Right on the money.
I haven't bought a home yet and I don't know if, when I do, it's
going to be here in the States. It may be in France
somewhere.
I buy a lot of paintings and drawings and some photographs, shit like
that. It's good to have things around that feed
you. One
of the greatest things that Vincent Price, really a fucking sweet
man, very, very smart, ever told me was: "Buy art."
That's a piece of advice that I'll treasure forever.
Movieline:
I heard that you two became very close when you made Edward
Scissorhands.
JD: I'd call him from wherever
I was just to say hello. He called me every year on my
birthday
- he was a Gemini, too - and left me these beautiful
messages.
One of the most incredible moments I've ever had was sitting in
Vincent's trailer and I was showing him this first-edition book I
have of the complete works of Poe with really amazing
illustrations.
Vincent was going nuts over the drawings and he started talking about
The Tomb of Ligeia, then he closed the book and
began to
recite it to me in this beautiful voice, filling the room with huge
sounds. Such passion! I looked in the book later
and it
was verbatim. Word perfect. It was a great
moment.
I'll never forget that.
Movieline: I hear that Tim
Burton, with whom you've worked twice, may do a movie based on Poe's
The Fall of the House of Usher. How cool
would it be to
try on one of Price's old roles?
JD: House of
Wax, now that would be cool.
Movieline:
Speaking of fright flicks, now that you've played Ed Wood, the Plan
9 From Outer Space director who was into angora sweaters and
high
heels, share some things you learned about cross-dressing.
JD:
The makeup, the brassieres, the garters, the whole deal is really
work. You can never, ever understand fully what a
woman's
life might be like until you step into her shoes. The whole
thing makes you appreciate and respect women, what their lives are
like, to a certain extent. The same thing goes for
transvestites.
Movieline: I know you can get
plenty of tips from women about such stuff. How about tips
from
transvestites?
JD: I have even more
respect [for them] now. I mean, transvestites have
made a
choice to do something: when you actually put yourself in
drag,
you realize it's much more of a commitment than a choice. I
mean, when you gotta tuck things away and hide things, it's painful.
It's not comfortable. So, I have utmost respect for
transvestites. I didn't get any advice firsthand, but I did
get
some literature sent to me from Miss Vera's Academy.
Movieline:
What's that?
JD: It's a school in New York that
teaches boys how to be girls, basically. How to be
transvestites, how to be cross-dressers. I thought about
visiting, but I didn't have the time.
Movieline:
Imagine how much less hassle-filled it would be for Ed Wood today to
just order his sweaters and high heels from QVC and Home Shopping
Network.
JD: [Laughing]
Right. I've
never bought anything from them, though. I think I ordered a
Hank Williams record or something through one of these "800"
numbers, but I never got it.
Movieline: How do you
think Ed Wood turned out?
JD: I haven't
seen it, but it was a really great, funny script and I think it's
gonna be a good, funny film. It's very different from
anything
Tim's [Burton] done. It has its own little world.
Our
working relationship couldn't be better. If Tim said he
wanted
me to hold that bottle of water you're drinking and treat it as a
lover, I would absolutely do it. I just love him,
man. We
have a similar view of things and, as you know, neither
of us
can talk properly. It's just a good thing.
Movieline:
Is it challenging to be playing Don Juan in Don Juan DeMarco
and
the Centerfold opposite Marlon Brando, who plays your
shrink?
JD: I thought I was gonna send a present
to my laundry man before I first met him. Before we met, I
talked to him on the phone and then I went and had dinner at his
house. I thought I was gonna be freaked out, but he put me at
ease instantly. He's just a guy, just a man, who happens to
be
incredibly gifted and brilliant. He has an extraordinarily
gifted mind, heart, body, all that.
Movieline: Was
Brando spoofing when he said he thinks you should study acting at the
prestigious Royal Academy of Dramatic Art in England?
JD:
I don't think he was saying it as a goof. He feels that
actors
in the States don't have the same learning opportunities. At
the [RADA], you learn and study Shakespeare, the iambic pentameter,
the whole fucking dilemma. It's a different kind of suit.
Movieline: One you might like to try on?
JD:
It's something that I would be very interested in
doing.
I've seen five or ten minutes of footage of John Barrymore doing
Richard III and it fucking flipped me out.
I'd like to
give it a shot, you know? Maybe I will.
Movieline:
One hears that you keep turning down movies that at least sound like
they could be hits: T he Three Muskateers,
Speed,
Sliver, Legends of the Fall and Pyromaniacs:
A
Love Story. Have you ever considered alternating a Speed,
say,
with an Ed Wood?
JD: [ Laughing ]
So, your question is: Is there a way for me to sell
out?
Movieline: Would you consider that selling
out?
JD: I understand why guys alternate
between
doing something that's obviously geared towards big popular
commercial success, then doing something along the lines of what I
want to do. I really don't want to make choices in those
terms. If there's something good that has
commercial
potential, I would be ready to dive into it. But I just can't
do that for the sake of the box office, although maybe I will at some
point. Now, I don't say that movies are like making art,
but...
Movieline: I know we're both fans of Jean Cocteau's
Beauty and the Beast and, though that movie reaches
very high,
I doubt Cocteau ever said, "Let's make art."
JD:
Right. But I don't think he said, "Let's make
money,"
either. Today, money seems to be the primary focus.
It's
much more the movie "business" than it ever was.
Movieline:
Does it bug you that the studios tend to
sell movies like What's Eating Gilbert Grape as
"small"
and "special"?
JD: I
think the stuff
I
do could be accepted by the wide movie going
audience if the
audience weren't programmed to think in certain ways. Say you
haven't eaten in a few days and somebody puts meat loaf here, a
turkey sandwich here, shrimp cocktail here. Which
are you
gonna go for? You're headed straight for the fucking meat
loaf,
like nobody get in my way.
Why? Because you
want to get the big meal down. You don't want to think about
it, you just wanna fucking do it. Maybe it's a strange
metaphor, but people want to escape from their lives, from their
brain, for an hour and a half. Maybe it feels good to watch
somebody blow away 50 thousand people with a submachine gun.
Maybe that's a great means of escape because there's no thinking to
it, but maybe we'd be better off if there were more films around that
made your think, made you have to use your own brain to figure things
out. That's why people don't read anymore. They
don't
want to chew their food. They just want to swallow it, get it
fucking down, then move. If movie companies had a bit more
balls, they could put more money into promoting a thing, then bang,
people would go see it. Or more people
would go see it,
anyway.
Movieline: What words of warning would you,
recovered TV-series heartthrob from 21 Jump Street,
give
current TV-series heartthrobs like Grant Show and Andrew Shue:
JD:
Fight 'em. Fight it. Unless you want that whole
ball of
wax and there are guys who do want that.
My advice would
be to fight it. But they can take that golden path, make a
big
bank account and not have anything to do in a few years.
Movieline:
Given how you feel about the whole "teen idol" thing, why
does your name keep getting mentioned for the movie about James Dean
that Warner Bros. is making?
JD: I don't
know.
Movieline: I can't imagine you going near
it.
JD: I'm not gonna. I wouldn't
do that.
I mean, who are they gonna make that movie for?
Movieline:
On the other hand, your name has come up to play Bobby Darin in a
movie that Barry Levinson has talked about for years.
JD:
I'd definitely consider that because Bobby Darin, on the surface, was
this great personality who smiled and was cocky. He was a
popular actor and singer, who had such an incredible voice,
like crushed velvet. Beneath the whole cool exterior was a
bubbling brew of rage and imbalance. He was in a weird place
inside, but all the while, on the outside, he played the role
because, back then, you really had to play the role.
Movieline:
Fill in the blank: Guys in this town overcompensate for tiny
penises by __
JD: By becoming police
officers.
I've certainly known some cops about whom I've had sneaking
suspicions about their genitalia, you know? There are some
Nazi
cops out there.
Movieline: Failed actors, some of
them.
JD: [Laughing] There
are some police
officers who do their job and do it well, but there are some cops
who've watched way too many episodes of Cops and Starsky
and Hutch.
Movieline: Ever worry about the size
of your penis?
JD: I haven't up till now.
Should I start pondering? Nah, it has been
a good friend
to me. I'd certainly miss him if he were gone.
Movieline:
What's the most ludicrous thing you can remember happening when you
were about to put on a condom?
JD: I know it
sounds far-fetched and you're probably not going to believe me, but I
was on the 23rd floor in a hotel room in New York City and suddenly,
out of nowhere, this armadillo burst out of the closet and ran across
the room. It jumped on my back and we fought and I threw the
fucker out the window. They have this real hard armor and I
was
so freaked out by it, that I just ran and ran and ran. I
never
went back to the hotel.
Movieline: Is this like an
armadillo version of that old Groucho line, "One morning I shot
an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas, I'll
never know"?
JD: I think it was an
armadillo. It felt like it was an
armadillo. It
may have been an elephant.
Movieline: So you were
putting on a condom when this alleged armadillo attacked you in your
hotel room?
JD: No. I was thinking
about putting on a condom.
Movieline: Were you alone
at the time?
JD: Yes, I was alone.
Movieline:
So, you were going to put on a condom for the hell of it?
JD:
Just 'cause you never know, you know? Like I said before, you
could walk out in the street, somebody sneezes and bing,
your
thing drops off. So you wanna be ready. But,
anyway, all
that was about 17 years ago and I don't like to talk about
it.
By the way, is this interview about penises now? Is this
National Penis Month? It's fine, fine, fine with
me. I
think we should talk about vaginas, as well. And some
breasts,
too.
Movieline: If you recall, we talked about
breasts last time. I just thought penises should have their
due.
JD: Oh, okay.
Movieline: I
know you're very into smells. You've been known to travel
under
the alias "Mr. Stench." Movie sets must be a bonanza
for you.
JD: There's like, 150 varieties of stink
on every movie set.
Movieline: Such as?
JD:
Normally, the makeup girl smells real pretty, she's usually got on a
beautiful cologne, while the grip stinks like a gut wagon.
Meanwhile, I'm working on my own funk, which is probably
permeating the area like the Black Plague. Everybody's got
their own scent, it's all mixed together and those big fucking hot
lights and shit cook everybody up real nice. So,
you got
a funk-and-a-half on a movie set.
Movieline: How
about co-stars who smell?
JD: You mean, where
there was a slight problem?
Movieline: Right.
JD:
Yeah.
Movieline: Man? Woman?
JD:
Both. I'm an equal opportunity sniffer.
Movieline:
What was the source of the smell?
JD: Armpit.
It could have been breath. It could have been feet.
Movieline: Gentleman though you are, have you ever
spoken up to the offending party and said...
JD:
"Fix it"? No, I just step away between
takes.
Movieline: What do you do when you're forced
to be close to someone who's hygienically challenged?
JD:
You could just use it when you're shooting. It's so
incredibly
weird that it may make you smile. There are all kinds of
things
you can be thinking about when you do a scene, you can use
anything.
Smells, too. Available stimuli, right? Maybe we
should
change the word from "actors" to "smellers."
Movieline: I think we should do this again and next
time, I promise, it'll be the vagina interview.
JD:
Okay, you're on.